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Female Dictionary Argument (argyoument) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. ... 1 2 3 4 5	Bubba's Assholes Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything ... 1 2 3 4 5
Clever Woman Here is a clever woman! Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress ... 1 2 3 4 5	Foot In Mouth Disease Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back...or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: ... 1 2 3 4 5
Facelift A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift. "Well," says the doctor, "I can do the facelift, and then you'll have to come back in six months for a follow-up." "Oh, no." the woman replies. ... 1 2 3 4 5	Failed Birth Control Efforts Dear Dr. Dover: I wish to apply for an operation to make me sterile. My reasons are numerous. After being married for seven years and having had 7 children, I have come to the conclusion that ... 1 2 3 4 5
Random Facts About Creatures 1. The longest snake in the world is the reticulated python, the longest on reliable record being just under 30'. 2. A whale shark's skin is 6" thick. 3. The largest fish ever to swim ... 1 2 3 4 5	Cop It's a nasty day, and a guy gets pulled over for speeding. The cop says, "Isn't it kind of stupid to be driving so fast in this storm?" The driver says, "Who's stupid? You're the one ... 1 2 3 4 5
In A Pig's Ass There were these three farmers that wanted to win the state fair contest for having the largest hog. They decide that they should stick a cork in the pigs ass and feed him for a month before the fair. ... 1 2 3 4 5	Redneck Holywater A little country boy was sitting on the curb with a quart of turpentine and just shaking it all up just watching all the bubbles. A priest came along and asked the little boy what he was doing. ... 1 2 3 4 5
Doc, It Hurts All Over A woman explains to the doctor, "When I touch my arm, ouch, it hurts. When I touch my leg, ouch, it hurts. When I touch my head, ouch, it hurts. When I touch my chest, ouch, it hurts." The doctor ... 1 2 3 4 5	50th Wedding Anniversary They had lived together in the backwoods for over fifty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a large city and they checked into a plush hotel. She said to the bellman, ... 1 2 3 4 5
Idiot Sightings IDIOTS AT WORK: I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete ... 1 2 3 4 5	Turn Off Clinton First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl to girl talks. Hillary says to Janet, "You're lucky that you don't have to put up with men having sex with you. ... 1 2 3 4 5
Beer Warnings Due to increasing products liability litigation, American beer brewers have accepted the suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer products: 1. WARNING: ... 1 2 3 4 5	Restroom Girls Girls You Might See in the Restroom SELFISH GIRL: Enters alone and locks the door, saying to the girls following that she will be out in a minute. Leisurely pees. Remarks, adjusts clothes and ... 1 2 3 4 5

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