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A Little Head This guy went into a bar and ordered a beer. He happened to look down the bar and see a man sitting there with a head the size of a cue ball. So he walked down and said to the man, "Excuse me sir, ... 1 2 3 4 5	A Parent's Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house I searched for the tools to hand to my spouse. Instructions were studied and we were inspired, In hopes we could manage "Some Assembly ... 1 2 3 4 5
All A's A professor stood before his class of twenty senior organic biology students, about to hand out the final exam. "I want to say that it's been a pleasure teaching you this semester. I ... 1 2 3 4 5	Another Bad Wish A man exploring the ancient Pyramids of Egypt while on vacation stumbled across a secret room. He sneaked away from the tour group and explored the room. He found a dusty lamp and picked it up. While ... 1 2 3 4 5
Ant And A Grasshopper THE ORIGINAL VERSION The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances ... 1 2 3 4 5	Bad Wish A man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat and sits at the bar. The bartender walks over to them and says, "What can I get for you?" The man says "I'll have a beer", the ostrich says, "I'll ... 1 2 3 4 5
Blessing A Rabbi and a Priest buy a car together and it's being stored at the Priest's house. One day the Rabbi goes over to use the car and he sees him sprinkling water on it. The Rabbi asked, ''What are you ... 1 2 3 4 5	Blonde And Doctor Mother was scolding the daughter, "I don't like the guy you are going out with. He looks too dumb!" "No Momma," she said, "He is going to be a Doctor and he has already cured me of that bleeding ... 1 2 3 4 5
Blonde Medical Terminology Anally - occuring yearly Artery - study of paintings Bacteria - back door of cafeteria Barium - what doctors do when treatment fails Bowel - letter like A,E,I,O,U ... 1 2 3 4 5	Car Extras This man in a Ford Granada pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls: "Hey, you got a telephone in there?" The guy ... 1 2 3 4 5
Cat Rules I. DOORS Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get a door opened, stand on hind legs and scratch the frame. You may also reach under the door and pull clothing towards you silks get the quickest ... 1 2 3 4 5	Clever Woman Here is a clever woman! Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress ... 1 2 3 4 5
Clues That You Should Get Offline You name your children Eudora, Hyperlink and dotcom. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one. You spend half of the ... 1 2 3 4 5	Coke Please I've always ordered beverages one simple way: "A Coke, please." Lately, though, this hasn't seemed to work. Waitresses now often respond, "I'm sorry, we don't have Coke. We have Pepsi, Diet ... 1 2 3 4 5
Confuse Santa Claus 1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. 2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ... 1 2 3 4 5	Extra Effort I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist when early in the morning I received a call from his office:I had been rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30AM. I had just packed everyone off ... 1 2 3 4 5

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