Ah, yes, the prank call. A thing of the past, killed by the technology of caller ID. I used to have a set of pat comebacks for the standard calls.
"Is your refrigerator running?"
"I'll go check. (long pause). Yeah, he keeps trying to get me to go with him, but it's too hard on my knees."
or
"Dang, he's at it again! Thanks for letting me know."
or
"Yeah, he started that during the last Olympics. Loved the 10,000 meters. He started slow, just a mile or so a day, but he's up to five miles now. "
Ah, yes, the prank call. A thing of the past, killed by the technology of caller ID. I used to have a set of pat comebacks for the standard calls.
"Is your refrigerator running?"
"I'll go check. (long pause). Yeah, he keeps trying to get me to go with him, but it's too hard on my knees."
or
"Dang, he's at it again! Thanks for letting me know."
or
"Yeah, he started that during the last Olympics. Loved the 10,000 meters. He started slow, just a mile or so a day, but he's up to five miles now. "
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