A German and an American werte having a rather heated arguement about the quality of their respective country's brews. This went on for a good half hour when the German said: "Look. I'll prove it to you"

Whereupon, he poured a couple of ounces of Bud into a specimin jar and sent it off to a testing lab for analysis.

Well, about two weeks later, a letter arrives from the lab which read as followes:

Dear Mr. Schnitzel,

Based on the evaluation of the sample you sent us, we regret to inform you that your horse is diabetic.

Warmest Regards
Dr. Ben D. Over